Sarge

Someone has to supervise this household, and apparently that someone is me.
I’m smart, expressive, slightly judgmental, and serious about keeping an eye on my humans — especially Mom. Wherever she goes, her shadow usually follows.
My interests include walks, toys, professional-level grass eating, and making sure anything out of place receives the appropriate suspicion. I’m also fluent in side-eye and have perfected the herding-dog “hard eye.”
I’m weird, loyal, sensitive, hilarious, and completely unapologetic about being Sarge.
Mom’s shadow. Household supervisor. Grass connoisseur. Side-eye specialist.